12 FOOTBALL RULES WHEN WE WERE KIDS

1. The fat kid was the goalkeeper... ALWAYS!

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties were awarded only if the injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ended when everyone was tired.

                                         
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.

                                                      


6. No referee. No lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post. No one cared.

                                          


7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a 10-match ban.

                                    
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser Man!!!

                                            
9. The guy who was never chosen during selection had the job of fetching the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or in muddy water. Only then could he be permitted to play the next game.


                                        
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, GAME OVER! STRAIGHT UP!!!

11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.

                                   
12. The most skillful player would get automatic selection & can switch sides at will.


                                        

 Written By 

Anthony "sucre" Ariwaodo

Cartoons compiled by

F.j Takashi

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